NOTE: This was originally posted on the Streamlinefunnel System Revealed forum here: http://sfsrevealed.ning.com/  Unfortunately, you can't read the post without being a member of the forum. Therefore, I have reposted here for those who would like to read it. 

By way of background: Chris Pearson, one of the criminal "masterminds" behind the Streamlinefunnel System scam, actually came in and visited the SFS Revealed forum. This was a shock, to say the least. Nobody expected him to have the cahones to do so. But as might be expected, he didn't stay long. Talk about a hostile crowd! And I don't think he'll be back. Still, if he does return, I wanted him to know how I (Karl) feel about him. In the interests of posterity, and speaking for many others, here goes...

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OMG. I'm having to bite my tongue, restrain my fingers and fight the urge to use the most damaging, hateful, disrespectful and downright vitriolic language imaginable.

I'm fuming with a fully loaded rack of f-bombs, sundry other cuss words and enough spleen to send Lisa Lampanelli, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, Andrew Dice Clay and Don Rickles running for cover.

Chris "I never tell a lie" Pearson has graced us with his ineffable presence.

Say, have we established if that is even his real name? I know there was some question about this before. Chris, care to send us your ID for verification? We'd LOVE to see it!

So now I'm really wondering. Is he here trying to do "damage control" when the ship has already been torpedoed, bombed, shelled and sunk – or is he simply here to antagonize us further with his unwelcome, unwholesome and loathsome presence?

I really wonder. In the meantime, I'll try and stay semi-civil and say this:

Chris, you and your so-called "business" are one of the worst examples of shameful hucksterism, predatory rah-rah, crass deception, willful deceit, and outright fraud I have seen in a long time. And in the age of Enron and Madoff, that's saying something.

As if this isn't enough, you can add to this list other traits I'm sure your mother would be proud of: amazing and even stupefying incompetence, rank stupidity, epic cluelessness and gross (and I do mean gross) insensitivity. If it weren't for the fact you should be residing in the gray bar hotel, you should be fired immediately for terminal stupidity.

Any company as badly run as yours deserves to have it's doors slammed shut on it's owner/operator's dongs. Oh, I can dream, can't it?

But of course we know SFS is not being run as a "company" per se. No, it's being run as a criminal enterprise. The fact you charged me for a lead package I didn't order, and then (so far) have neither refunded the money nor responded to inquiries only further reinforces this notion. Doesn't it, Chris?

As does the sad and tawdry history of all the people you have bamboozled, hoodwinked, fooled and defrauded. I know for a fact that one of our members here (a personal friend of mine) had over $800 stolen by you and your operation. She has yet to see anything for her money, and yet, somehow, you have also failed to respond to a single one of her many and repeated inquiries.

Ah! But I guess that's just an oversight. Right, Chris? I mean, that sort of thing couldn't be happening to the countless thousands of others out there who believed in your sham. Could it? I mean, all the people posting their horror stories in this forum, and the countless other unflattering mentions about you, your boss and SFS across the web... they must all be wrong. Right?

Unfortunately for those poor, few duped souls who still believe in your ponzi scheme, should you be fired that would leave King Idiot – yes, your "friend" and mine Paul "Slimy Conman™" Birdsall – in charge. And given his track record, by comparison you are a shining example of business ethics, acumen and solid management skills.

In short, sir, you are a conman, liar, thief and general, all-round (and I DO mean round) son-of-a-bitch. You and your buddy Paul ought to be in PRISON, and if there's any justice in this universe, you SOON WILL BE!