You’re reading this. We’re amazed. Nobody ever does. Congratulations! Well done.

After a few seconds of reading this section, you will feel yourself falling into a hypnotic state and have the overwhelming urge to buy something from us...

You’re falling...

Falling...

Now get out your wallet! 

OK. Sorry. We’re just kidding, but this is not really the most exciting page on the site, unless maybe you’re a big fan of semi-interminable boilerplate. We’ve done what we can make this page as user friendly as possible, but keep in mind, it’s really for the legal vultures... er, we mean “eagles” (yeah, that’s it!). It’s intended to make them – and Uncle Sam’s minions (most of whom ARE lawyers) –- happy. And while we feel it’s a sad state of affairs that we have to explicitly state things that should be readily apparent to anyone with common sense (knowing that common sense isn’t), we also believe strongly in CYA (Cover Your A**). If you’re going to be in business for yourself, you should too.

This site is for the education, personal development and even entertainment of those who come here. All content is copyrighted and either belongs to Beach Bum Communications or others. It is NOT free for the taking. You are free to look around, interact with it and even download content for YOUR OWN PERSONAL USE, in your own personal “space” (i.e. on your computer). You are NOT free to copy, use, rebroadcast, redirect or transmit the contents for any other purposes, commercial or otherwise, without the explicit written permission of Beach Bum Communications. 

You may not link to nor provide the links of our Passive Income Programs pages (PIPs) to others, in any form (hyperlinks, graphics, text, etc.) without the explicit written permission of Beach Bum Communications. Doing so constitutes a breach of our Terms of Use, and is grounds for removal from our program. 

WE HAVE MADE EVERY EFFORT TO ACCURATELY AND REALISTICALLY PORTRAY THE USES, APPLICATIONS AND RESULTS OF ALL PROGRAMS AND PRODUCTS DESCRIBED ON OUR WEBSITE(S), IN OUR AUDIOS AND VIDEOS, IN EMAILS, ETC. WE MAKE NO GUARANTEES WHATSOEVER AS TO SUITABILITY OF THESE PROGRAMS AND PRODUCTS FOR YOUR USE. ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE THAT. 

FURTHER, WE MAKE NO PROMISE OR GUARANTEES AS TO SUCCESS OR INCOME EARNED. THIS, AGAIN, IS UP TO THE INDIVIDUAL, AND DEPENDS HEAVILY ON YOUR KNOWLEDGE, COMMITMENT, RESOURCES, EFFORT AND OTHER FACTORS FAR BEYOND OUR CONTROL. ALL WE CAN DO IS POINT YOU TO AN OPPORTUNITY OR PRODUCT THAT WE BELIEVE, AT THE TIME OF RECOMMENDATION, HAS MERIT. NOTHING HAPPENS AT ALL UNLESS YOU TAKE ACTION, BUT ACTION ALONE DOES NOT GUARANTEE SUCCESS. AS IN ANY BUSINESS, YOU CAN MAKE OR LOSE MONEY. 

WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO CHANGE OR AMMEND OUR ANALYSIS OF PROGRAMS AND PRODUCTS AT ANY TIME WITHOUT NOTICE.

PROMOTIONAL CONTENT IN OUR MATERIALS AND WEBSITE(S) MAY CONTAIN INFORMATION THAT INCLUDES OR IS BASED UPON FORWARD-LOOKING STATEMENTS WITHIN THE MEANING OF THE SECURITIES LITIGATION REFORM ACT OF 1995. FORWARD-LOOKING STATEMENTS GIVE OUR EXPECTATIONS OR FORECASTS OF FUTURE EVENTS. STATEMENTS CAN BE IDENTIFIED BY THE FACT THAT THEY DO NOT RELATE STRICTLY TO HISTORICAL OR CURRENT FACTS. THEY USE WORDS SUCH AS “ANTICIPATE,” “ESTIMATE,” “EXPECT,” “PROJECT,” “INTEND,” “PLAN,” “BELIEVE,” AND OTHER WORDS AND TERMS OF SIMILAR MEANING IN CONNECTION WITH A DESCRIPTION OF POTENTIAL EARNINGS OR FINANCIAL PERFORMANCE. 

ANY AND ALL FORWARD LOOKING STATEMENTS HERE OR ON ANY OF OUR SALES MATERIAL OR WEBSITES(S) ARE INTENDED TO EXPRESS OUR OPINION OF EARNINGS POTENTIAL. MANY FACTORS WILL BE IMPORTANT IN DETERMINING YOUR ACTUAL RESULTS AND NO GUARANTEES ARE MADE THAT YOU WILL ACHIEVE RESULTS SIMILAR TO OURS OR ANYBODY ELSE’S, IN FACT NO GUARANTEES ARE MADE THAT YOU WILL ACHIEVE ANY RESULTS FROM OUR IDEAS AND TECHNIQUES IN OUR MATERIAL. AGAIN, THERE ARE MANY, MANY FACTORS BEYOND OUR CONTROL – AND INDEED, BEYOND ANYONE’S CONTROL (FORCE MAJURE, FOR INSTANCE) – THAT DETERMINE YOUR RESULTS.

By making use of this site, you’re legally bound and obligated to the terms and conditions described herein, and any other rules, regulations or laws that apply to the Internet itself, your locale or jurisdiction, the State of California, the county of Ventura and the United States itself. Phew, that’s a lot, isn’t it?

Here are some broad rules the govern the use of this website.

1) Assume everything on this site is copyrighted -- either by us (Beach Bum Communications) or somebody else. We also use trademarked/copyrighted materials with the permission of others, so that means you would need to do the same. In a nutshell, this all means that there’s nothing free for the taking and use by you or anybody else. Not the text. Not the pictures. Not the graphics. None of it. You may not use any stuff on this site without the appropriate written permission(s), OK?

2) As we stated above, we try to be very up front, honest and accurate in what we say and in the programs we present. That being said, you make use of any and all content on this site and linked to this site AT YOUR OWN RISK. We do not (and cannot) promise you that our representations are 100% accurate. Like you, we rely on others for much of our information, and our own personal experiences may not tell the whole story. We will make every effort to help you, but we do not (and cannot) assume liability or responsibility for errors or omissions on this site, or in the materials of third parties. WITHOUT LIMITING THE FOREGOING, EVERYTHING ON THIS SITE AND LINKED TO THIS SITE IS PROVIDED TO YOU ‘AS IS’ WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OR NON INFRINGEMENT.

Yikes. That’s a mouthful, but the lawyers insist that we say it. Here’s the “plain English” version: should anything happen that damages you or your computer in any way while making use of this site, we’re not responsible. Period.

Also, please note that some jurisdictions may not allow the exclusion of implied warranties, so some of the above may not be relevant or apply to you. 

3) This Agreement is governed by the laws of the State of California, without regard to principles of conflict of laws. In the case of an official, legal dispute with us (i.e. lawsuit) you agree to first try and resolve the issue with the services of a mutually agreed upon mediator in the following location: Ventura County, California, USA. All costs and fees (other than attorney fees) will be mutually shared by all parties. 

Should it prove impossible to reach a mutually satisfactory solution through mediation, you agree to submit said dispute to binding arbitration under the rules of the American Arbitration Association at the following location: Ventura County, California, USA. Final judgement as determined by the arbitration will be entered in any court with jurisdiction to do so.

4) This section (and indeed, the entirety of the site) is subject to change at any time and without notice.

05-15-09 -- Beach Bum Communications